Gift ideas, not quite

Green bags from Deals Direct I love Deals Direct, and you can probably see that for all the free advertisement I made on Bargain Blog. I have received their latest news letter today with subject "All deals under $30 -- Perfect gift ideas!". However what appears first in front of me is --

120 x Environmental Zip Up Shopping Bags for $29

Whose birthday or wedding is up-coming? Would you like to have 120 environmental shopping bags as present? Ha!

Two important dates this week. One has passed, and another one is yet to come. Both are to be celebrated, although I have been particularly depressed about one of them.