English Standard Version Jokes

In MYC, Rod ran a little competition, requesting all the creative phrases and essays around ESV. My favourite goes something like this.

A while ago was the RSV, which is the Real Simple Version. However, it was not easy to read so here comes the NIV, the Non-Intellecture Version. But, it is still too difficult for some people. Therefore at the end we have the ESV, the Engineering Students' Version.