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Via Kenneth Carlson, “Why The Mona Lisa is Smiling”, appears on Investors Business Daily editorial cartoons dated May 19, 2006. Well, that pretty much explains it. I think she should probably be laughing out loud instead. On a related note, is there anyone other than me myself that have not watched the movie nor read [...]

Your church might be Presbyterian, if… True or not I have no comment on that, but it is just hilarious. Got a few young friends who are Presby, and I can imaging you can come up with a similar joke with the Anglicans. Anyway, my favourite one – “If the pastor refers to the ‘youth [...]

I saw this blog entry today and it is somehow hilarious (thus I also put it in the “humour” category). We all know Calvinism doctrine of TULIP, and we usually also joked about Armenians who based their doctrine on “daisy”, i.e. plucking the petal mumbling “he loves me, he loves me not, he loves …” [...]

Apparently a new version of “God” has been released at version 6.0. It promises to be “softer, gentler and completely compatible“, which I believe is the product of extensive market research on the majority of the user groups. Here is their press release: All-New God Version 6.0 Brought to you by today’s Christians. Quite clearly [...]

Found this piece from Ian’s Messy Desk, who has a good collection of humorous Christian jokes… The Coast Guard has to become involved in some unexpected way. The service is held at “Splash Mountain Water Park.” The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks into the water. As the baptism begins [...]

I found this classy piece of joke on the Internet. It must has been quite dated, as Windows 95 is already a history (not classified as a supported platform by Microsoft anymore). I don’t agree with its claim 100%, but well, it is a joke. Let’s compare Windows 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth, [...]

While digging up the old emails from my archive, I found this joke sent to me in 1997 by a course mate of mine at uni. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute [...]

In MYC, Rod ran a little competition, requesting all the creative phrases and essays around ESV. My favourite goes something like this. A while ago was the RSV, which is the Real Simple Version. However, it was not easy to read so here comes the NIV, the Non-Intellecture Version. But, it is still too difficult [...]

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.

I found this joke on the website of EFCoS (Evangelical Fomosan Church of Sydney), where many of my Taiwanese friends are going to. Q: How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Q: How many Calvinists does [...]