Agile Programming according to Dilbert

What exactly is Agile Programming Methodology anyway?

Dilbert: Agile Programming

During interview for developers, we usually asked our candidates their preferred development methodology and whether they have heard of agile programming, although we are not structurally practising any of these unstructural programming methodology anyway (just that they are buzzwords these days and nothing more). Seriously, in a small team with more work than everyone can possibly handle, with customers wanting immediate feedback continuously and a lot of things have to be done adhoc-ly -- let's just call it "agile"...