Found this piece from Ian’s Messy Desk, who has a good collection of humorous Christian jokes…
- The Coast Guard has to become involved in some unexpected way.
- The service is held at “Splash Mountain Water Park.”
- The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks into the water.
- As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from JAWS.
- The preacher uses plastic animated Billy the Bass’ singing “take me down to the river” instead of the traditional shall we gather at the river.
- You hear the pastor say, “Oops! Honestly, sister, I didn’t know about that drop-off.”
- The pastor can’t get the rather large person being baptized back up out of the water and calls for “Help!”
- The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing a cooler.
- Just as the choir starts to sing, the Crocodile Hunter jumps out of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Baptism service is not going as it should….
- Two Words: Alka Seltzer
Number 7 is my favourite….
I don’t understand number 1.
I think they are all very funny.
I LOVED THEM ALL BESIDES NUMBER ONE ( I DIDN’T GET IT)
I think you had to be there to understand some of them.